shlabam: There’s apparently a new reality competition show out next month on the History Channel called “Full Metal Jousting”. It’s about jousting. Just a bunch of ripped dudes, riding horses at high speeds so they can hit each other with lances, for a $100,000 prize. I don’t have any jokes or anything about this. This sounds completely and thoroughly entertaining, and I eagerly await watching it every week and getting really emotionally invested in the drama and spectacle of this incredibly violent and honestly ridiculous sport. I bet someone gets permanently blinded in the first three episodes. I can’t wait. I’m not going to lie, I really want one to have colors like Iron Man. /cackles and leaves to be a horrible person

shlabam:

There’s apparently a new reality competition show out next month on the History Channel called “Full Metal Jousting”. It’s about jousting. Just a bunch of ripped dudes, riding horses at high speeds so they can hit each other with lances, for a $100,000 prize.

I don’t have any jokes or anything about this. This sounds completely and thoroughly entertaining, and I eagerly await watching it every week and getting really emotionally invested in the drama and spectacle of this incredibly violent and honestly ridiculous sport.

I bet someone gets permanently blinded in the first three episodes. I can’t wait.

I’m not going to lie, I really want one to have colors like Iron Man. /cackles and leaves to be a horrible person